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by staff writer: Gilly Gil
06.19.03 - Van Nuys, CA
Suzy Quattro
Thursday's
night ass-whooping of some yellow team came courtesy of
Team Liberty, led by none other than Robin "Suzy Quattro"
Letvinchuk.
Apparently the opposing goaltender either owed Robin money or dinged
a Land Rover on a test-drive, but Quattro lit his sorry ass up for
4 goals
and one assist, bringing up the question, "At what point does
scoring become
rude?". And speaking of assists, Geoff "Gee-off"
Oliver was robbed of as
many assists as he was credited. He helped put 8 in the twine, but
was
only recognized for 4. Rumors circulate that this may be a lover's
quarrel
with the scorekeeper, or a long-lingering meth vendetta. Either
way, Geoff
continues to bring the heat, and has become the go-to guy for this
brash
squad of upstarts. Brian "ToeDrag" Ferrera is gaining
momentum with each
game. His silky moves and tenacious forechecking are turning heads.
Except for his girlfriend, Sarah, who preferred to drive to Panorama
and
then read about dwarves. Correction, she did look up and nod after
one of
Suzy Quattro's tastier laser beams. Perhaps recognizing Robin's
budding
greatness? Perhaps just lost in her book and momentarily thinking
she
was being chased by a 3-toothed Gloudashire through a meat locker.
So many questions. Till next Thursday...
Paul
Gil makin it ill
Orignal Scoresheet
Final Score-- Liberty 11, Yellow Team 1
| Three
Stasr: |
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| Box
Score: |
Shots: |
|
TEAM
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
OT
|
TOT
|
|
|
Yellow
|
0
|
1
|
0
|
0
|
1
|
|
|
Liberty
|
4
|
5
|
2
|
0
|
11
|
|
|
|
TEAM
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
OT
|
TOT
|
|
Yellow
|
5
|
11
|
12
|
0
|
26
|
|
Liberty
|
14
|
12
|
6
|
0
|
32
|
|
|
|
| Scoring: |
Penalties: |
|
Playa
|
Goals
|
Assists
|
Total
|
| Robin |
4
|
1
|
5
|
| TKM |
3
|
2
|
5
|
| GeeOff |
1
|
4
|
5
|
| Skippy |
0
|
4
|
4
|
| Gilly |
1
|
1
|
2
|
| Gorman |
2
|
0
|
2
|
| McCabe |
1
|
0
|
1
|
| Theo |
0
|
1
|
1
|
| Tapper |
0
|
1
|
1
|
|
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Period
|
Player
|
Min/Maj
|
| 1 |
TKM
|
high
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| 3 |
Robin
|
Trip
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Scratches:
sancho
feehan
brad
jimmy
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